The Hammer Time crew hits record fresh off a questionable visit to the Sizzler salad bar—and it shows. What follows is 90 minutes of unfiltered chaos, including CPAP graduation stories, Linda McMahon conspiracies, parenting drama, NHL merch rooting strategies, and the increasingly emotional stakes of getting on a scale.

Mark nearly gets taken out by a wrong-way driver. Biggie’s planning a cruise through Japan and China. Brian’s dodging school letters while pulling his kid from a school play for a Violent Gentlemen shoot. And somehow, it all ties together.

Come for the sleep apnea talk, stay for the ketchup bottle attacks and tour van trauma bonding.